Forget trashy tinsel and chocolate Santas full of E numbers (although I don't mind Cadbury's or fine chocolate ones, naturally!) this decoration is wholesome, nutritious and gives your tree a far more natural look!
What you need:
Few cups of popped corn
Frozen cranberries (they will defrost obviously but are easier to thread this way).
Green thread (to camouflage with the tree)
Sew with gusto while listening to Christmas songs.