Cranberry & Popcorn Tree Decorations

Forget trashy tinsel and chocolate Santas full of E numbers (although I don't mind Cadbury's or fine chocolate ones, naturally!) this decoration is wholesome, nutritious and gives your tree a far more natural look!
 

What you need:

Few cups of popped corn

 Frozen cranberries (they will defrost obviously but are easier to thread this way).

Green thread (to camouflage with the tree)

Method:

Sew with gusto while listening to Christmas songs.